Mail Myself to You - Arlo Guthrie, Woody Guthrie

I’m gonna wrap myself in paper

I’m gonna daub myself with glue

Stick some stamps on the top of my head

I’m gonna mail myself to you

I’m gonna tie me in a little red string

I’m gonna tie blue ribbons too

Climb up into my mailbox

I’m gonna mail myself to you

When you find me in your mailbox

Cut the string and let me out

Wash the glue off of my fingers

Stick some bubble gum in my mouth

Take me out of my wrapping paper

Wash the stamps off of my head

Pour me full of some ice cream soda

Tuck me into a nice warm bed