Tabloids - Authorised

I see them come and go on these interviews and shows

They’re lining up before they all fall down like dominos

Who’s in the worst dress, who got with who’s ex

Who’s in the worst debt, no we could really care less

No we could really care less

We could really care less, about their best

Tabloids, headlines flashing like headlights

So I drop the mic, and then close my eyes

No I can’t see you like Mayor West

But the fans stress, like

We need to know everything about everyone, Uh

It’s a necessity, a need to be, up to date with the dating and sex

Look here it comes, another dieting revolution, a so called solution

A new trend they’re producing

To purchase and add to your list of self improvement

Keep the tips, you’re selling rumours

I won’t get no receipt with this

I don’t need to know about who’s passed out in whose house

Or who’s in or who’s out, uh

The one that’s still drunk, Or the one that’s in cuffs

The one child star that all we used to love, but now it’s a real shame it seems

like they’re on drugs

Hey, at least you share a celebrities birthday

You can go and tell your friends that

They’re entertaining you in the first place

You give them cents and your sense back

I see them come and go on these interviews and shows

They’re lining up before they all fall down like dominos

Who’s in the worst dress, who got with who’s ex

Who’s in the worst debt, no we could really care

Stories I can’t believe, greet me on my morning feed

People scrolling down to feed their never ending need

That hottest latest trend, his brand new range of scent

What’s that new thing she said, oh we could really care less

No we could really care less

Seems like

People are famous for being famous, we look up to em

We can’t contain it need constant knowledge of what they’re doing

I can see the Papparazi dashing round the front of cars driven by the

Kardashians, let’s face it we’re basically watching stars

But embrace the fact that there’s a stark contrast, between star gazing at the

amazing

And just.

.. waiting

For more of these blatant mistakes from the so called.

.. greatness

Always seem to consistently showing an inability

To quickly get the aid to where it’s needed

But we get fake news like express delivery

It’s 24/7 coverage creating more heroes and enemies

Everyday it’s the same punchline that rhymes with a different name,

You kidding me?

Headlines, the same ones too, like its déjà vu

Of course the unimportant stuff makes it to the front page news, front page news

Hey, at least you know somebody new is in court too

Spreading the message round the world, and now they’ve caught you

I see them come and go on these interviews and shows

They’re lining up before they all fall down like dominos

Who’s in the worst dress, who got with who’s ex

Who’s in the worst debt, no we could really care

Stories I can’t believe, greet me on my morning feed

People scrolling down to feed their never ending need

That hottest latest trend, his brand new range of scents

What’s that new thing she said, oh we could really care less

No we could really care less, no we could really care less