I Can Sing - Barenaked Ladies

I can sing, I can sing, I can sing better

I can knit a scarf but you can’t knit a sweater

When I’m underwater I couldn’t be wetter

Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater

I can dance, I can dance, I can dance faster

I tried to keep up but it was a disaster

One more move and I’m gonna be the master

So crank it up loud on the ghetto blaster

I can eat, I can eat, I can eat more

And when it’s not fresh from the local store

There’s a little town in Labrador

Where she sells seashells by the shoe store

I can speak, I can speak, I can speak quicker

Imagine I made a way to make everyone currently frowning snicker

And on the guitar he could be a little slicker

Jimmy always said I was a good flat picker