I'll Be That Girl - Barenaked Ladies, David Leonard

If I were you

And I wish that I were you

All the things I’d do

To make myself turn blue

I suppose,

I’d start by removing all my clothes

Tie my panty hose around my neck

Chorus:

I’ll be that girl

And you would be right over

If I were a field, you would be in clover.

If I were the sun, you would be in shadow.

If I had a gun, there’d be no tomorrow.

If you will not have me as myself

Perhaps there’s someone else.

Perhaps there’s you.

I’ll be worth noticing.

Then even you wouldn’t resist

The magic of a kiss from such is me.

(Chorus)

It’s time to kick off your shoes.

Let out all your sadness.

It’s time to throw off those chains,

Out all our brains with madness

Because we’ve got plenty of time to grow old and die

But when your flashing beauty’s faded.

You’ll be glad that I have waited for you.

When your done with being beautiful and young.

When that course has run.

Then come to me.

I’ll be that girl.

You would be right over.

If I were a field, you would be in clover.

If I were the sun, you would be in shadow.

If I had a gun, there’d be no tomorrow.

There’d be no tomorrow.

There’d be no tomorrow.

There’d be no tomorrow.