Lazer Team - Barenaked Ladies

When there’s an interplanetary menace

Who’ll defend us against attack?

They could’ve struck in Tokyo or Venice

And then depended we’d not fight back

They might have thought the planet was defenseless

Then someone befriends us, and we’re on track

Make way for the Lazer Team

It’s not a dream

The most important battle that the planet’s seen

It’s the Lazer Team

More than they seem

Not just a four-man alien kicking-ass machine

A champion was chosen for the battle

He was to prepare with the suit of power

But like a snake without a rattle

We were impaired but we would not cower

They thought they’d slaughter us like cattle

We would prepare for our finest hour

They weren’t prepared for the Lazer Team

It’s not a dream

The most important battle that the planet’s seen

It’s the Lazer Team

More than they seem

Not just a four-man alien kicking-ass machine

I don’t think anyone expected them to save the day for you and me

I don’t think anyone expected them to spell laser with a Z

It’s the Lazer Team

It’s not a dream

The most important battle that the planet’s seen

It’s the Lazer Team

More than they seem

Not just a four-man alien kicking-ass machine

It’s the Lazer Team

It’s not a dream

The most important battle that the planet’s seen

It’s the Lazer Team

More than they seem

Not just a four-man alien kicking-ass machine

It’s the Lazer Team

It’s not a dream

A multi-cultural alien kicking-ass machine

It’s the Lazer Team

More than they seem

Okay, bi-racial alien kicking-ass machine

It’s the Lazer Team

It’s not a dream

The most important battle that the planet’s seen

It’s the Lazer Team

More than they seem

Not just a four-man alien kicking-ass machine