The Mario Cliché - Bear Ghost

You’re undeniably stupendous\nYou make me feel like my whole body’s a high five\nSo why would I just up and end us?\nIt’s a deep well, but let’s take a dive\nI took a hard look in the mirror\nHoping I’d find the missing screw that I knocked loose\nThe answer growing ever clearer\nLocking eyes with those sweet baby blues\nIs it cool if I talk?\nI don’t wanna be a babbling bother, but I’m bubbling up, y’know\nI gotta share that I’ve been living in despair in my own hell\nAll alone upstairs (Yo!)\nAnd that act is wack, I’m a big fat bag of crap\nWith a sham smirk, and a fake laugh at that\nSo I’m going on a indefinite sabbatical\nAn introspective venture, meant to make a more radical me\nMaybe I’m a little bit selfish (Mhm!)\nBut I dug this hole myself\nIt’s not on you, so pat your back son\nYou deserve better than a fractured fraction\nThis fine reflection’s got me flexing\nDon’t with the wrecked head neglecting\nBaby, you’re a catch but I caught what I want\nAnd he’s got two thumbs and he looks this hot\nI’m lost inside this part of me\nI realize I just can’t stop, won’t stop, wasting all my time\nWoah\nI know it’s such an old cliché\nBut baby, it ain’t you, it’s me\nSo long, kiss me goodbye\nNow listen up, shorty\nI know you hoping for the day I stop poking holes, in every possibility that\nmight bring me peace\nI never meant to be a never ending lemon\nSqueezing those sizable eyes\nBut surprise, surprise\nThis doggone body’s got a silly oblongaty\nAnd he needs me, baby\nI think I’m losing my head\nBut he’s in unison with every thought I got\nNo need to speak\nIn sync in every way\nWe’re jinxin' day and night and owing colas left and right\nBelieve me, this isn’t easy\nNobody loves me like you do, but\nI gotta love me too\nMama mia, I’m a need a shrink\nI’m lost inside this part of me\nI realize I just can’t stop, won’t stop, wasting all my time\nWoah\nI know it’s such an old cliché\nBut baby, it ain’t you, it’s me, I mean it\nNo, hyperbole, no really\nYou’re not listening! It’s literally me!\n(Damn right)