Giggle Giggle - Beep Beep

That’s great!

I get to see you in your school clothes!

I’m gonna bounce you up and down on my knee.

We’re gonna giggle until our giggles become tickles.

Until my work pants are soiled,

until my spit starts to boil.

Standing in your bedroom cheering with your pompoms,

I’m peeping through the window.

You’re dancing to a boom box.

I want to touch you.

I want to touch you like raindrops.

High kick!

Now, do the splits.

Be my candy girl.

Heels click!

Now, lick your lips my pubescent prisoner.

I’m gonna hunt you like a tiger.

Two cats in a cage,

but one has a boner — two hissing cats with glass eyes

and matted fur.

«I'm sorry, I didn’t mean to call so late.

I just wanted to let you know

that I’m beating off.»

I want you so bad,

I’m gonna have to go to jail.

I’m gonna squeeze… squeeze!