Ukulele Lady - Bette Midler

I saw the splendor of the moonlight on Honolulu Bay

There’s something tender in the moonlight on Honolulu Bay

And all the beaches are full of peaches

Who bring their ukes along

And in the glimmer of the moonlight

They love to sing this song

If you like a ukulele lady

Ukulele lady like a you

If you want to linger where it’s shady

Ukulele lady linger too

If you kiss a ukulele lady

While you promise ever to be true

And she see another ukulele lady fool around with you

Maybe she’ll sigh, maybe she’ll cry

Maybe she will find somebody else

By and by

To sing to when it’s cool and shady

Where the tricky wicky wackies woo

If you like a ukulele lady

Ukulele lady like a you

Someday I’m going

Where eyes are glowing

And lips were made to kiss

To see somebody in the moonlight

And to hear the songs I missed

If you like a ukulele lady

Ukulele lady like a you, you, you

If want to linger where it’s shady

Ukulele lady linger too

If you kiss a ukulele lady

While you promise ever to be true, true, true

And she see another ukulele lady fool around with you

Well, maybe she will sigh

Maybe she will cry

Aaah, but maybe she will find somebody else

By and by

To sing to when it’s cool and shady

Where the tricky wicky wackies woo, woo, woo

If you like a ukulele lady

Ukulele lady like a you like a me like I like a you

And we like a both the same

I’d like to say this very day

Ukulele lady like a you