Hey Nicki - Bizarre

Oh Nicki, you so fine

Oh Nicki, you so fine you blow my mind

Hey Nicki!

Hey Nicki!

Jamaican, Queens, about to catch a flight

I’ll be there… 6 o’clock tomorrow night

Jump off the flight, hit the hotel

Jump in the shower, I’m musty as hell

Unload my bags, pull out the doser

Jackin' off, to this Nicki Minaj poster

Thinking about her, all on the highway

'Fore I bust a nut, I yell «pink friday»

Oh my god, she’s so fuckin' sexy

She’s not a Barbie, she’s more like a Becky

Everyday, I think about what she’s wearin'

When the TV come on, I can’t stop starin'

You from Trinidad?

So is my dad

I’m lying, he’s a fag that got shot in Baghdad

How 'bout I pull on a pink wig, how 'bout you wear a shower cap

How 'bout I stab you six hours while you take a fuckin' nap?

(My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me but I do know you, baby, maybe,

cause I follow you on Twit-Twit-Twit-Twit-Twitter…

And Facebook, and Myspace and Youtube, and Pink Friday)

Hey Onika, it’s nice to meet you

I wanna invite you to a, dollar slice a pizza

Put our trunks on, and dive in a pool

How 'bout we have lunch at, Blackwell middle school

It’s the end of the world, it’s almost armageddon

If you and Drake get married, I’m fuckin' up the weddin'

Knockin' over tables, spittin' food

Kuniva, make sure J-Cole's don’t make a move

I’m obsessed with you, Nick, I’m just like Stan

I wanna be you girlfriend, and your best friend

And I heard about your daddy, tryna blow up the house

Next time I see him, I’mma blow out his mouth

And tell Jacob, to take off that makeup

And matter a fact, you and Lil' Kim should make up

I’mma say one more thing before I leave…

Remember, «I will eat your pussy for life… for life… for life»