Good Cop/Bad Cop - Blahzay Blahzay

In the squad car rolling down the ave

All these minors which ones do I grab?

For no reason, only cause overtime pays

I grab a young youth lock 'em up for two days

Life’s a ball for every rebel I harassed it

Sent 'em to the judge yo cause I’m a devil bastard

Coming to your town you get tagged

For smoking lah or carrying a brown bag

Slow when I’m pacing, I have no coordination

But they rack up, break your pace down as I open your back up

Then I just consume your margin

I caught so many niggas that I’m soon to a sergeant

So what’s up?

Give me a cut if your game is dealing

And if you try to get slick I’ll put your brain upon the ceiling

All informants if I caught you, you got strangled

On the down low because my partner is an angel

God bless the karma of this honky

I deal with blacks like they’re products of a monkey

Be the police, I have a feast

Treat you like a beast

Yes you’ll be guilty if you aren’t

I’m in your crib without a warrant

I got something for ya

You better go find yourself a Barnaby Jones lawyer

Parents put your kids behind the door and padlock

As you hear the story call it good cop bad cop

«Good good»

«Officer, officer, officer»

«I'm a bad»

«Officer, officer, officer»

Now the good cop he was a real good cop

His only intention was to make crime stop

Criminals always run, some gave him a fair one

One played a soldier took q gun from his holster

Ran through the alley cause that was his only route out

We chased him for awhile then we had a call about a shootout

Jumped in the car, hope now a kid don’t bang me

Cause if I kill another, I.N.D.

is gonna hang me

Sirens are on all the while I’m gassing it

Then I call about the shoot out, cops are getting blasted

Force to hurry is requested

Took my partner’s vest and now I’m double vested

Arrival

Thinking of survival nothing leisure

My good cop partner trying to stick to procedures

I took a shot before I stepped out my car

This is war

I see assailants coming from the store

My partner yell «Freeze yo.

Drop to your knees!»

His words is too timid so they kept on in the breeze

We pursue

Now I cock my pen on them bums

Cause I’m falling short of oxygen in my lungs

Ain’t my pistol it’s gonna be a bloodbath

My partner threw me down

A shot went off, I caught one above his calf

We tumble

He fell down and stumble

Now I want the other one too

But he kept going and he didn’t stop stepping

Left his friend for us two cops to question

And up to the point where I’m the aggressor

Ask a lot of questions, use a lot of pressure

Where’s your friend?

C’mon let’s roll to his address

And while he’s asleep I put holes in his mattress

Threw him in the car and he didn’t snitch a tune

My good cop partner trying to stitch up his wound

But I’ll crack this prisoner we ain’t headed to the precinct

A good cop/bad cop is a story that happened recent

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa we going up the wrong way

While the good cop’s telling him «Everything will be okay.»

But hold up for a second, I reckon he’ll spill the beans

Cause I’m driving crazy like a psycho in a dream

The end of the road and I told him, «Soon you’ll die.»

Cause I hated blacks ever since junior high

Crash against the wall is the way we gonna go down

My partner getting scared too, telling me to slow down

The situation’s getting nutty

Cause him and my partner talking like best buddies

Nothing to do but shoot the two, sent to Hell real brutal

My partner for being neutral

I’m in it to be harmful kill a Benedict Arnold

And a suspect

Intersection accident would be real immaculate

The prisoner tried to escape so he reaches for my biscuit

Under the good cops command like something hypnotistic

I look the other way like I didn’t know

But good cop/bad cop we put on a Broadway show

So the assailant

Recorded as a thug with that maneuver

Thought he caught a friend but he caught slug in his medulla