Magna Cum Nada - Bloodhound Gang

Why try?

I’m that guy

Holden Caulfield from «Catcher In The Rye»

Put away cause he wasn’t all there

Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare

Me to him not a liver but wurst

Been much better off as a still birth

Big let down unparalleled

Like the last episode of «Seinfeld»

Or Jack Lemmon in «Glengarry Glen Ross»

Pepsi Challenge took it lost

Just fizzed out with my wires crossed

Buttons pushed but never went off

Like Martha I will self-destruct

The name’s Dunnstock it’s not Dumptruck

Just cursed as fuck with no such luck

My future plans include not much

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be

Nothin' more than me

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be

Nothin' more than me

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be

Nothin' more than me

Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be

Most likely to suck

Wanna be a Ghostbuster

First black President, owner of «Hustler»

Got shot down like Larry Flynt

Felt like shit like a bowel movement

Have you seen my will to live?

Because I seem to have lost it

Lovelife?

No but Mom thinks I’m handsome

Couldn’t get off if I held a pimp for ransom

Feel like Jimmy Stewart no one sees my Harvey

Toxic Shock Syndrome gets more girls than me

Like Pee Wee Herman spermin' I can

See the future in the palm of my hand

Psychic Friends, Network loser

Large phone bill in my very near future

Dealt nothing and bluffing hard

Playing poker with a joker and some Uno cards

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be

Nothin' more than me

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be

Nothin' more than me

Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be

Nothin' more than me

Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be

Most likely to suck

Most likely to suck

Most likely to suck

Most likely to suck

Most likely to suck

Most likely to suck