Son in Law - Blossoms

I’m the mother-in-law

I sure am mad

The things said about me

Have all been bad

All he did was

Make my daughter sad

My no good son-in-law

He’s gone all night

And he’s got no job

Won’t comb his hair

He’s such a slob

Could find him on the corner

With the rest of the mob

My no good son-in-law

He sees another woman on the sly

When he said he loved

My daughter, how he lied

He’s got no money or anything

Now the other day, he even

Hocked her wedding ring

He eats so much

That we’ve got no food

He’s got no friends

Cause he’s so rude

I just can’t stand his attitude

My no good son-in-law

He sees another woman on the sly

When he said he loved

My daughter, how he lied

He’s got no money or anything

The other day, he even

Hocked her wedding ring

He eats so much

That we’ve got no food

He’s got no friends

Cause he’s so rude

I just can’t stand his attitude

My no good son-in-law

That bum

(That no good son-in-law)

Better find a job

(That no good son-in-law)

Can’t see why she ever married me

(That no good son-in-law)

She oughta put him out, that’s what

(That no good son-in-law)