Getting Fatter All the Time - Bob Rivers

I’m getting fatter all the time

I used to be size 32 and I never gave

My jeans used to fit, I looked cool

Now I’m not the same

Put on a few pounds, my shape’s getting round

And lately I can’t see my shoes

I hate to admit, but I’m getting fatter, fatter

A little fatter all the time

I can’t lose no weight

Yes, I admit I’m getting fatter, fatter, I’m getting fatter

I love to dine.

That meat’s pretty cruel to my waistline

I’m driving a steak through my heart

Eating things that I love

Man, I was lean but I dug french cuisine

Now I’m big as the Michelin Man

I admit I’m getting fatter, fatter

I’m getting fatter all the time

I can’t skip desert.

Now, I don’t dare get on a ladder

Fatter, I’m getting fatter

It ain’t no crime getting so much fatter all the time

I’m getting fatter all the time

Fatter, fatter, fatter

I’m getting fatter all the time

Fatter, fatter, fatter

Getting so much fatter all the time