Osama Got Run over by a Reindeer - Bob Rivers

Osama got run over by a reindeer

Right outside his cave on Christmas Eve

Some folks say there’s no such thing as Santa

But now even the Taliban believe

Osama thought we’d never find him

But even little children know

Santa knows who’s been real naughty

In those hard Afgani mountains capped with snow

Al-Qaeda found him Christmas morning

Face down on that mountain pass

There were hoof marks on his turban

And a broken reindeer antler up his oh-ho-ho-ho-ho

Osama got run over by a reindeer

Being near his cave door on Christmas Eve

You can say there’s no such thing as karma

But if you saw those hoof marks you’d believe

(Sing it)

Osama got run over by a reindeer

Now he’s not around on Christmas day

He was hopin he’d be meeting Allah

The only thing he met was Santa’s sleigh

Merry Christmas

Ooh, that’s gotta hurt!