Purse First - Bob The Drag Queen

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first

It is a known fact that woman do carry an evening bag at dinnertime

You see the Real Housewives of Atlanta?

You see the Real Housewives of Potomac?

You even see it on Little Women LA!

I don’t know why you all gagging.

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first, ow

Purse first, purse first

Listen to the first verse of purse first

Purse first, purse first

Purse fir-fir-fir, purse first

Bitch pay too much, don’t look like me

My purse was buy one, get one free

Is that a Vera Wang gown, girl I’ll take your hand-me-down

Fendi, Prada, no it’s not a Micheal Kors as nice as yours

You broke the bank, but I turn the ball

Now, who’s the fiercest of them all

Kack, kack, kack boom

Kack boom, you walk into the room

Kack-a-da, kack-a-da, kack-a-da, kack

Pick it back up, then you fall on your back

Kack to the kack, kack, kack, kack boom

Sha-ka-kack kack kack kack, sha-wow

Boom, sha-cack, make sure you don’t stop

Bring it back up and then death drop

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first, ow

Purse first, purse first

Second verse, it’s only gonna get worse

Purse first, purse first

Purse to the Purse, purse first

Wal-Mart, Conway (?), Rainbow, Ross

Maxxinista, feeling boss

Girl, you think this Louboutin?

Nah, I got this on Groupon

With curtains, paper, and a wish

I made this clutch, and turned it, bitch!

$ 3000, now you’re in debt?

You got a Givenchy with a K-Mart dress?

Kack, kack, kack boom

Kack boom, you walk into the room

Kack-a-da, kack-a-da, kack-a-da, kack

Pick it back up, then you fall on your back

Kack to the kack, kack, kack, kack boom

Sha-ka-kack kack kack kack, sha-wow

Boom, sha-cack, make sure you don’t stop

Bring it back up and then death drop

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first, ow

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first

Before you come for me, you better sharpen your claws

Tell me, is you mad OR NAH?

Your Jimmy Choos are killing you

Size 15 foot with a size 10 shoe

Girl, I’m way too blessed to be stressed

Why pay more when you can pay less?

I spill truth tea, and now you’re mad

I duck walk on your Birkin bag

Duck duck, ooh, quack

I’m feeling quack

Quack, quack

Get back, a bitch is feeling quack

Oh, oh, get back, a bitch is feeling quack

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first, ow

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first

Kack, kack, kack boom

Kack boom, you walk into the room

Kack-a-da, kack-a-da, kack-a-da, kack

Pick it back up, then you fall on your back

Kack to the kack, kack, kack, kack boom

Sha-ka-kack kack kack kack, sha-wow

Boom, sha-cack, make sure you don’t stop

Bring it back up and then death drop

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first, ow

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first, ow

Purse first, purse first

Walk in to the room purse first