We Can't Stand Each Other (with Carrie Underwood) - Bobby Bones, The Raging Idiots, Carrie Underwood

When you walked in the room

All I saw was you

You’re so pretty

You’re so pretty

You smiled and said «Hi»

And we talked all night

You’re so witty

You’re so witty

I knew I loved you from the start

And I knew that you had my heart

We’d grow old

You’re hand I’d hold

We’d never let go

Now we can’t stand each other

I got to know you better, now there’s no forever

I can never watch a game in peace

Now we can’t stand each other

You leave you’re dirty dishes in the sink

And you’re always peeing on the toilet seat

I’m better off without you

I’m better off without you

We can’t

We can’t

We can’t stand each other

You snore every night

And you’re shoes they cause fights

They cost money

They cost so much money

And I stayed in shape

While you ate an eight

You’re guts bigger

So much bigger

You spend you’re life laying on the coach

And you’re Mom is always freaking out

«When are you gonna take my daughter somewhere nice?

When are you…

waah waah waah…»

Now we can’t stand each other

I got to know you better, now there’s no forever

I can never watch a game in peace

Now we can’t stand each other

You leave you’re dirty dishes in the sink

And you’re always peeing on the toilet seat

I’m better off without you

I’m better off without you

We can’t

We can’t

We can’t stand each other

Oh…

I’m better off without you

I’m better off without you

We can’t

We can’t

We can’t stand each other

«Hey, you know all that stuff I just said?»

«Yeah»

«I'm sorry»

«I'm sorry too»