Tom, Dick or Harry - Bobby Van, Ann Miller, Tommy Rall

GREMIO:

I’ve made a haul in all the leading rackets

From which rip-roarin'rich I happen to be,

And if thou wouldst attain the upper brackets,

Marry me, marry me, marry me.

LUCENTIO:

My purse has yet to know a silver lining,

Still lifeless in my wifeless family tree,

But if for love unending thou art pining,

Marry me, marry me, marry me.

HORTENSIO:

I come to thee a thoroughbred patrician

Still spraying my decaying family tree.

To give a social boost to thy position,

Marry me, marry me, marry me.

Marry me!

GREMIO &LUCENTIO:

Marry me!

HORTENSIO:

Marry me!

GREMIO &HORTENSIO:

Marry me!

LUCENTIO:

Marry me!

GREMIO:

Marry me!

3 SUITORS:

Marry me!

BIANCA:

I’m a maid who would marry

And will take with no qualm

Any Tom, Dick or Harry,

Any Harry, Dick or Tom,

I’m a maid mad to marry

And will take double-quick

Any Tom, Dick or Harry,

Any Tom, Harry or Dick.

GREMIO:

I’m the man thou shouldst marry.

BIANCA:

Howdy, Pop!

GREMIO:

Howdy, Mom.

LUCENTIO:

I’m the man thou shouldst marry.

BIANCA:

Art thou Harry, Dick or Tom?

HORTENSIO:

I’m the man thou shouldst marry.

BIANCA:

Howdy, pal!

HORTENSIO:

Howdy, chick!

BIANCA:

Art thou Tom, Dick or Harry?

HORTENSIO:

Call me Tom, Harry or Dick.

BIANCA &SUITORS:

I’m (She's) a maid who would marry

And would no longer tarry,

I’m (She's) a maid who would marry,

May my hopes not miscarry!

I’m (She's) a maid mad marry

And will take double-quick

Any Tom, Dick or Harry,

Any Tom, Harry or Dick.

Dick, dick, dick,

A dicka dick,

Dick, dick, dick,

A dicka dick,

Dick, dick, dick,

A dicka dick,

Dick, dick, dick,

A dicka dick!