I Wanna Be Brad Pitt - Bowling For Soup

It started with an after school special

Then a race with Ricky Schroeder and then

Thelma and Louise wouldn’t have been the same

Without him

Always eating in The Oceans movies

Criticized for his accent in Snatch and then

He won an Oscar for beating up Bruce Lee

Oh I wanna be…

I wanna be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt

I’ll bet even Brad Pitt, wants to be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt

It would be the shit

If I could be Brad Pitt

He was born in Shawnee, Oklahoma

So was my mom I wonder if she knew his mom

Or his dad maybe we’re half brothers

Naked pictures with Gwyneth Paltrow

In the tabloids with Jennifer Aniston

And then

Blah blah blah blah Angelina Jolie

I still wanna be

I wanna be Brad Pitt

I wanna Be Brad Pitt

I’ll bet even Brad Pitt, wants to be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt

It would be the shit

If I could be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt

I wanna Be Brad Pitt

I’ll bet even Brad Pitt, wants to be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt

It would be the shit

If I could be Brad Pitt

Welcome to Fight Club

What’s in the box

Reebs is beer spelled backwards

Don’t talk about Fight Club!

I wanna be Brad Pitt

I wanna Be Brad Pitt

I’ll bet even Brad Pitt, wants to be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt

It would be the shit

If I could be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt

I wanna Be Brad Pitt

I’ll bet even Brad Pitt, wants to be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt

It would be the shit

If I could be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt