Hello Monsta - Boyinaband, Markiplier

Hello Slender

He-Hello Slender

I just wanna be your friend

I don’t intend to offend

I don’t want all the pages

I’d rather chill in the woods together

And talk for ages

People say you’re bad

But I know the truth

You’re so nice I brought a present

A new tie for your suit

So don’t glitch

And abduct me I’m friendly

AHOHMYGOD!

I’LL GO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE ELSE JEEZ!

Hello Mr

He-hello Mr. Face

I just wanna be your bestest mate

You’re just a grunt to most

But I think you’re great

So let’s hang out and have a picnic!

(YAY!)

I won’t forget your birthday

I don’t have amnesia

You got a big mouth

But we still share secrets

What’s that?

(Huh?)

Y-you wanna play tag?

AAAHHH!

OKAY I’LL FIND ANOTHER MONSTER TO ASK!

Hello Monsta

H-hello monsta

I just wanna be your friend

No-one wants to get hurt today

No-one wants to get hurt today

Hello Monsta

H-hello monsta

I just wanna be your friend

No-one wants to get hurt today

No-one wants to get hurt today

Hello necro

H-hello necromorph

You wanna be my BFF?

Of course!

If your ever feeling down buddy

You can embrace me

Play video games at my place

It’s Dead Spacey

I want an Alien buddy

So I can look at the stars

And hear you gargle out the names

So I can point to where they are

Hey you’re smiling at me!

I can see your teeth!

OH OH MY GOD OKAY

I’LL LEAVE YOU IN PEACE!

Hello Pyramid

He-hello Pyramid Head

I betcha been acting out

Because you need a friend

I can tell you lift bro

We’ll visit the gym

And the find a traffic cone and pretend we’re twins

Let’s take a trip to Egypt

You’ll be so popular

Everyone will want to take pics

I hope customs ain’t strict

With the metal detector

OH MY GOD OK I’LL ASK SLENDER AGAIN!

I want Slenderman to be my frienderman

And we can take a road-trip in the slendervan

With the face and the morph there kicking it too!

And Pyramid Head just picking the tunes!

I want Slenderman to be my frienderman

And we can take a road-trip in the slendervan

With the face and the morph there kicking it too!

And Pyramid Head just picking the tunes!