Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis - Brand New

With one or two, I get used to the room

We go slow when we first make our moves

By five or six, bring you out to the car

Number nine with my head on the bar

And it’s sad but true, out of cash and IOUs

I got desperate desires and unadmirable plans

My tongue will taste of gin and malicious intent

Bring you back to the bar, get you out of the cold

My sober straight face gets you out of your clothes

And they’re scared that we know all the crimes they’ll commit

Who they’ll kiss before they get home

I will lie awake and lie for fun

And fake the way I hold you

Let you fall for every empty word I say

Barely conscious in the door where you stand

Your eyes are fighting sleep while your mouth makes your demands

You laugh at every word, trying hard to be cute

I almost feel sorry for what I’m gonna do

And your hair smells of smoke

Who will cast the first stone?

You can sin or spend the night all alone

Brass buttons on your coat hold the cold

In the shape of a heart that they cut out of stone

You’re using all your looks that you’ve thrown from the start

If you let me have my way, I swear, I’ll tear you apart

Cause it’s all you can be

You’re a drunk, and you’re scared

It’s ladies night, all the girls drink for free

I will lie awake and lie for fun

And fake the way I hold you

Let you fall for every empty word I say

I will lie awake and lie for fun

And fake the way I hold you

Let you fall for every empty word I say