Stupid - Brendan Maclean

If you weren’t so stupid, I could have loved you

And if you weren’t so stupid, but you’re pretty stupid

And if you weren’t so busy, I could have loved you

But you work in an office and you’ve got other offers

Tell me what is his name now

What is his name?

I am excited to hear the news

Tell me what is his name now

What does it say about you?

But let’s not be friends

Or else this’ll never end

Let’s not be friends

For sure, for sure

And if you weren’t so ugly, I could’ve loved you

It’s something I tell myself when down

To get high, Lord

If you made me a coffee, I could’ve loved you

And I’d make you hot chocolate

And anything you wanted

Tell me who is invited?

So fuckin' delighted

To see all the boys you see

Tell me why don’t I fight it?

What does it say about me?

And let’s not be friends

Or else this’ll never end

Let’s not be friends

For sure, for sure

We’d adopt, we’d adopt

I’d have all the things he’s got

But I’m not

So let’s stop, pretend

That there’ll be a happy end

Let’s not be friends

For sure

(For sure)

We’d adopt, we’d have dogs

I’d have all the things he’s got

But I’m not