Brentalfloss' Minecraft Song - Brentalfloss

Welcome to the land of Minecraft

Where anything your mind can think can be real

No matter if you’re grown or a tiny child

You’re sure to divine its timeless appeal

So go invent your perfect world, you don’t have to ask for help

If it exists inside your heart, you can build it all yourself

It’s so much more extensive than it seems

In Minecraft, children build the stuff of dreams

Like a giant penis

Or a rose-colored giant penis

Or a golden giant penis

Or a «thataway!"giant penis

Or a sparkly giant penis

Or a festive giant penis

Or a flat talking giant penis

Or a flat non-talking giant penis

Or a purple giant penis

Or a suddenly alerted penis

Or a non-wheelchair accessible penis

Or ju-just the actual word penis, okay

Or a small but important penis

Or a puppy bear with a yellow penis

Or a person who just is a penis

Or a giraffe

Minecraft