Bikini Diet - Brutal Knights

Lets go on a bikini diet

You me and the dog

Lets lose weight together

Then we will shave our dongs

Dont wanna be a dude with teats

Unless it is from surgery

Must lose twenty pounds

It is an emergency bikini diet

I dont wanna look stocky

At the anti-racism rally

I need to protest condominiums

My weight must be the minimum

Dont wanna

I bought a flashy thong

Want to wear it and impress gays

With a belly like santa claus

For bikini not OK

Dont wanna