You Took My Thing And Put It In Your Place - C.W. Stoneking

Kristy: Hey Willie!

You in there?

C.W. Stoneking: Yeah

Kristy: You still sleepin'?

C.W. Stoneking: No

Kristy: You lazy!

C.W. Stoneking: I ain’t lazy, i ain’t talkin' to you no more!

Kristy: Oh, come on Willie, give mama a smile

C.W. Stoneking: No, nah

Kristy: Oh

C.W. Stoneking: You took the smile, wiped it right off my face, when you took

my thing and put it in your place, i mean, put it in your place

Kristy: Are you accusing me of a crime!

C.W. Stoneking: I ain’t accusing you of a crime, i’m accusing you of lots a

crimes, listen!

C.W. Stoneking: You said you wouldn’t mind a cockatoo, keep you entertained

Kristy: Yeah, It’s right

C.W. Stoneking: When I found out what you was talkin' about girl,

I knew you were insane, You took my frill necked lizard, and put him in a

crack

Kristy: Yeah, then he went all floppy

C.W. Stoneking: And you wouldn’t give him back

Kristy: Oh, i loved that frill necked lizard, he was my good old friend

C.W. Stoneking: All you ever done with him is send him round the bend

C.W. Stoneking: I’m gonna call the cops, i know I got a case, talkin'

About, you took my thing, and put it in your place, i mean, put it in

Your place

Kristy: Oh Willie, you such a sooky baby

C.W. Stoneking: No, baby

Kristy: Yeah, you oughta just keep on cryin'

C.W. Stoneking: Uh uh, i, i, ain’t gonna cry no more, uh, you took my long neck

turtle, and stretched him till he broke, then waved him around like it was some

kind of a joke

Kristy: Oh yeah, your gonna ain’t come up since I run him down that hole

C.W. Stoneking: Yeah, and my anteater won’t eat nothing now, but sweet jellyroll

Kristy: Oh Willie, that anteater got a tongue, never was in the book!

C.W. Stoneking: My lawyer gonna throw the book at you.

I’m gonna call the cops,

I got a solid case, talkin' about you took my thing and put it in your place,

I mean, put it in your place

C.W. Stoneking: I can’t take it no more

Kristy: Stop it, you sooky

C.W. Stoneking: I’m going down to the police station

Kristy: Call me out, Willie

C.W. Stoneking: No, darling, no

Kristy: Come, give mama a kiss

C.W. Stoneking: She’s an anteater herself

Kristy: Oh, come on you…

Both: I mean, put it in your place