Big Dumb Guy - Carly Simon

So many tech-heads Recent invasion

I stretch out my long legs And I kick away the mouse pad, baby Amazon, eBay,

Oracle, he say He promise a freebee

But he’s such a pokey little guy Wait, I hear big footsteps

Thud, thumping out of the past That big dumb guy is here at last That big dumb

guy is here at last Cyberman lights up

But mostly he floppy Computer man crashes He’s so humpty dumpty,

baby Now he tries this experiment Though he knows it’s so low-tech He tries

patting his forehead While he’s rub, rub, rubbing my stomach, baby But he can’t

do it, can he?

No, no he can’t do that at all But wait, I hear big footsteps

Thud, thumbing out of the past Sure enough, that big dumb guy Is here at last

That big dumb guy is here at last

Big papa bear Maybe you can remember It wasn’t that long ago When you dialed a

number

You got a living, breathing human being On the telephone

Don’t want nothing to do

But just study the skin on your face I want to look up at the sky And watch the

sunset With someone like you

Wait, I hear big footsteps

Thud, thumbing out of the past

That big dumb guy is here at last

That big dumb guy is here at last

That big dumb guy is here, he’s here

In fact he’s brought his

Big raccoon coat with him

And he doesn’t even know it’s

Politically incorrect

That big dumb guy is here at last

I see him now walking torward me

Let’s get it on with your big bad self

Get it on babe, Get it on babe

Get it on babe, Get it on babe

That big dumb guy is here at last

Big, big, big, big, big

Big dumb guy

Oh, ha — smartest guy

I ever knew yeah

Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me

Kiss me, kiss me now

If feels so good

I don’t want to have to go into those chat rooms anymore

I don’t want to see that pinwheel go round

And around and around

Every time I try to open any window

Hold me, you big dumb guy

You smart guy