A Happy Ending for Us - Cast of Galavant

On that you can depend

So obviously for you and me

There’s only one way this can end

Let’s see: appetizers, salads… aha!

Let’s spike the soup with some arsenic

What?

Just a few droplets like thus

Serve and each blue blood will die as they spew blood

A happy ending for us

Gosh!

How 'bout a pie full of cyanide?

Can you imagine the fuss?

Cramps, diarrhea, convulsions

Then see ya!

A happy ending for us

Picture that great big pool of puke and stool

A happy ending for us

I could fry up some heirloom toadstools with a little hemlock vinaigrette

Ooh!

What?

If they survive to the entree…

Go on…

Strychnine can be your best friend

Nice!

Poison the meat first, they’ll leave the hall feet first

A perfect fairy tale end

Tra-la-la-la-la!

How 'bout a tray of bad shellfish?

Yes!

Ooh!

Chicken delicious served rare

A tartare!

Choose any toxin then toss the whole box in

Voila!

They’re gasping for air!

Oh how they’ll heave and spurt and for desert do things too gross to discuss

And they will claw and choke 'til all of them croak

A lovely ending

A storybook ending

A happy ending for us

What do you say?

I better get cooking