Freedom in Wheels - Cat Rapes Dog

I grew up where the killer moose roam

20 miles to school and 40 back home

Life wasn’t easy on the countryside, but

Sometimes my sister took me for a ride

So I left our shack;

got out of the bog

Longing for concrete;

longing for smog

I see freedom;

freedom in wheels

I know how chromium feels

If you can’t take a little air pollution

Well, stop breathing is the only solution

The thing I need to deliver my soul

A dashboard equipped with a cruise control

Tried a few things, among them including

Hold-ups, walk-ups, and drive-by shootings

Then I fell in love with four tons of steel

A full-sized car with fins and four wheels

She was so pretty;

got tears in my eyes

Plush interior and fluffy dice

I see freedom;

freedom in wheels

I know how chromium feels

If you can’t take a little air pollution

Well, stop breathing is the only solution

The thing I need to deliver my soul

A dashboard equipped with a cruise control

A sweet, soft evening in the middle of June

The engine’s humming my favourite tune

My car is fast and my eyes are shiny

I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

The ozone layer may be gone tomorrow

But where I go my car will follow

I see freedom;

freedom in wheels

I know how chromium feels

If you can’t take a little air pollution

Well, stop breathing is the only solution

The thing I need to deliver my soul

A dashboard equipped with a cruise control