My Dirty Mazurka - Celkilt

Tim was sitting in a train

Right in front of a nun

What was in her flask of rum?

As she slept he stole the bottle

He tasted it, but t’was yucky

When she woke up, he asked her

«What the Hell you drinkin' O’Granny»?

«I ain’t' drinking: I’m spitting!»

It’s as dirty as it gets

Just Take it or leave it

Just the way that I like

My Dirty Mazurka

It’s as dirty as it gets

Just Take it or leave it

Just the way that I like

My Dirty Mazurka

One riddle, and good advice

what’s more awful my friend

Than a baby in a trash bin?

Well one baby in two bins!

If you drunk and have to puke

Shove a finger in your throat

And another up your ass

You can always switch them round

It’s as dirty as it gets

Just Take it or leave it

Just the way that I like

My Dirty Mazurka

It’s as dirty as it gets

Just Take it or leave it

Just the way that I like

My Dirty Mazurka

If you’re shocked, if you’re bored

If you find my song too nasty

If you can’t take no more

well the real world ain’t better!

Watch a bullfight, go to Rwanda

Look for Human Rights in China

In the shoes of Daniel Pelka

it’s a sweeter mazurka

It’s as dirty as it gets

Just Take it or leave it

Just the way that I like

My Dirty Mazurka

It’s as dirty as it gets

Just Take it or leave it

Just the way that I like

My Dirty Mazurka

Just the way that I like

My Dirty Mazurka

Just the way that I like

My Dirty Mazurka