When I Get My Check ($, $, $) - Lyrics Born, Chali 2na, The Gift of Gab

When I get my check, ladies and gentlemen

I’m about to buy a real prehistoric Stegosaurus skeleton

And put it right in my living room as a centerpiece

And right over everyone

My homeless homeboys and celebrities

Serve medical edibles, bottles of Moscato, octopus tentacles

And American cheese

About to open «LB's Exotic Petting Zoo», betty boop

Watering tropical flowers in a kitty suit, panthers and Bengals,

Leopards and pterodactyls

A flock of neon peacocks, my spirit animal

Twenty pair of leather pants in every color imaginable

Matching feather hats because I’m so fashionable

Pay for my own presidential campaign

Janis, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix can play

We’ll go skinny dipping In a lake of champagne

Anything can happen, baby

When I get paid

Ooo Ooo

Around the world in 48 bars

Money, money, money, money

Money, money, money (all it takes is)

Money, money, money, money

Money, money, money (all I really need is)

Money, money, money, money

Money, money, money (all it takes is)

Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money

When I get my check, I’m going on a world cruise

On a boat made of produce, full of whirlpools

And a thousand-inch flatscreen to watch the world news

And a personal chef to cook up all the morsels

Buy a crib out in Holly Grove 5th, next to a molly plant

Where I get to frolic in the sun, drinking cognac

The world is my oyster like stories like an almanac

50 Rolls Royces just to floss on your Pontiac

Exotic ass woman wanna holler, yea I’ll holler back

Show 'em to my bed and never show them where my wallet’s at

Got a mad do, coming through

Wearin' baller ass suits, unavailable to you

Cuz you’re not as extravagant as me

Ten G’s on my breakfast

Hundred-thou on my night in town, living reckless

I would love to sit and talk but I got a call to do

With important people about some important things that don’t concern you

Ooo Ooo

Around the world in 48 bars

Money, money, money, money

Money, money, money (all it takes is)

Money, money, money, money

Money, money, money (all I really need is)

Money, money, money, money

Money, money, money (all it takes is)

Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money

Now, when I get my check, I’ll pay my family’s debt

I mean every last one of 'em, heavy cash

So none of them could say that I was cheap or frugal

Money so deep that Google keeps my reps off the GPS

I would discreetly test at the base of Mnt.

Fuji

Where volcanic magma heats my jacuzzi

To keep my security foolproof;

Mutated silverback killer gorillas in full suits and moon boots

My bathtub would be a large round pool

My martial arts instructor would be Ra’s al Ghul

My doorbell would ring like a large cow’s moo

With the sound engineered to make it all sound cool

Prime the satellite for internet hotspot, sir

And wall to wall carpets, made from real sasquatch fur, ha

This is a wholla upper echelon spot when I get paid

I smoking gold from a leprechaun’s pot, let’s go

Ooo Ooo

Around the world in 48 bars

Money, money, money, money

Money, money, money, money, money (all it takes is)

Money, money, money, money

Money, money, money, money (all I really need is)

Money, money, money, money

Money, money, money, money (all it takes is)

Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money

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