The Morning News - Chamillionaire

«Fighting broke out overnight between rival factions

Along the Israeli-Syrian border

Initial reports claim Israeli jet fighters bombed a guerilla base

Killing at least 49 soldiers and 13 civilians

Damage to the base is said to be heavy and the Israeli jets

Are reported to have made it back to their headquarters safely

A 49 year-old unidentified man went berserk last night

Opening fire with a 12-gauge shotgun in a parking lot.»

RING THE ALARM!

Terror alert, victory!

I stay droppin that bombness

Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump stay arguin' about nonsense

They’d treat me as good as Hugh Hef' if I had a mansion full of blond chicks

If adultery was a felony, then Clinton would be a convict

Put you in the same position and let’s see what you’d really do

They tell me that I sold out if I execute the «No Snitchin'» rule

Sound like it was a good idea, 'til a murder happen to you

Dumb stupid as stupid dumb, either one you don’t have a clue

Voice perfect for CNN but knew Larry King wouldn’t hear it through

Bill O’Reilly’s an idiot, he ain’t the only one with an opinion fool

E-mail this to my publicist so the media is gonna hear it too

You get on TV and get at me then I’mma get on the CD and get at you

Uncle Sam says to pay your tax

Even just to learn gotta pay for class

This part-time hustle really ain’t gon' last

So today’s forecast is to make more cash

It’s the news, news, news

Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth

It’s the morning news, news, news

Let 'em know the truth, truth, truth

It’s the morning news

In the strip club, ballin'

Bill collector keep callin'

You ain’t even tryin to pay your bills, he show up and you dodgin'

White man, BALLIN!

Black man, STARVIN

Looks like Al Sharpton found another cause to get involved in

I can’t hate to see a black man, and I don’t hate to see a black hand

Crawlin into that cookie jar cause there’s plenty dough up in that man

When you’re black and you’re educated, own people say «You ain’t black man!»

Maybe black in your appearance but really whiter than Batman

CEO’s are like slave masters and most of 'em don’t even know it

Their employees are like slaves, work the bill but don’t even own it

Your money right and your credit ain’t, then the bank still won’t loan it

If you on top and you ain’t payin taxes I hope you enjoyin your moment

Hip-Hop, crunk music, hyphy music, snap music

Sound like a nursery rhyme, get a beat and rap to it

Ain’t speakin wit a purpose I’mma call it crap music

Y’all got your boy gettin mad, my bad, let’s back to it

Cigarettes is still causin cancer and chronic smoke’ll still get you high

In the streets or in the sto' another couple dollars won’t get you by

Truth is a Paris Hilton jail cover story could never fly

For that sexy mugshot I could get a million dollars a pop

Even Michael’s in the media like to make examples outta people just like you

Get involved, and I bet they indict you

Go to jail, and I bet they don’t write you

Yeah, you ain’t got a college degree then they’ll say you’re not intelligent

And if your class ain’t upper class then your opinion is irrelevant

Morning news!

The world is crazy

Every day I gotta wake up to this nonsense

Silly rappers think I’m worried about a punchline

I show more purpose than your whole career in one line

Victory