I Stand Erected - Chaotica

You whip it out and you wag it around, You take it out

For a night on the town, You show it off for all to

See, But you’ll never be as big and long and hard as

Me.

You’re such a giver when you’re spreadin' your

Seed, But all your passion is just fueled by greed

Keep on boastin' about all your fun, But I’m the

Motherfucker with the big pink gun!

You cock and load

Like a .44, Your only victim is a two-dollar whore

You call yourself the god of the bed, But when I whip

Out mine you’re gonna fear where I tread!

You’re such

A man when you’re swingin' your dork, Your only

Question is which hooker to pork?

You named your

Phallus and you call him «Scud» But if you saw my

Missile you would know who’s the stud!

I’m lifting

Weights every time that I piss, I close my nights with

An orgasmic kiss.

I take my sword;

I slice through the

Skin, I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll shove my cock

In!