PMS - Chapter, Chapter Jackson

Mood swings, fatigue, bags,

I’m happy when I’m mad

I get so depressed, because I don’t look good In my dress must be P.M.S.

I’m cramping I’m in heat I’m eating up everything I see

But he’s so sweet he rubes my feet, he’s so sweet he rubes my feet

But he’s so sweet he rubes my feet, he’s so sweet he rubes my feet

But he’s so sweet he rubes my feet, he’s so sweet he rubes my feet

Tampons, pads, douche!

I’m not in the mood boy shush

Hot Flash, kick some ass, hot Flash, kick some ass

My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge

My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge

Tampons, pads, douche!

I’m not in the mood boy shush

Hot Flash, kick some ass, hot Flash, kick some ass

My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge

My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge

Mood change, quick, I got this itch that needs to be scratched

Get me chocolate, cheese, a bottle of vino and Aleve P.M.S.

I’m cramping I’m in heat, I’m eating up everything I see

But he’s so sweet he rubes my feet, he’s so sweet he rubes my feet

But he’s so sweet he rubes my feet, he’s so sweet he rubes my feet

But he’s so sweet he rubes my feet, he’s so sweet he rubes my feet

Tampons, pads, douche!

I’m not in the mood boy shush

Hot Flash, kick some ass, hot Flash, kick some ass

My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge

My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge

Tampons, pads, douche!

I’m not in the mood boy shush

Hot Flash, kick some ass, hot Flash, kick some ass

My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge

My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge

Sorry for the way I’ve behaved, I’ll be good after seven days

I’m mean I scream it’s that thing

I be acting like a fool talking smack back to you

Sorry for the way I act after the string you can come back

Then I’m back to being nice cooking you pad thai noodles and rice (here baby)

Your favorite right, yeah, do you really want to spend the night

Tampons, pads, douche!

I’m not in the mood boy shush

Hot Flash, kick some ass, hot Flash, kick some ass

My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge

My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge

Tampons, pads, douche!

I’m not in the mood boy shush

Hot Flash, kick some ass, hot Flash, kick some ass

My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge

My ovaries, my eggs, just pushed me to the edge

Look at my stomach!

Does it look like I’m in the mood?

I can’t even fit these jeans!

Look at me!

My feet are swollen!

Hey!!!

Don’t push me because I’m not in the mood

I woke up this morning with an attitude