Instant Cult Classic - Charlatan

Well here it is, something soft, something sensitive

Kind of catchy, catch my drift?

You caught me breaking the fourth wall

Writing on the wall, ain’t it edgy?

Play it in reverse you might hear me say fuck subliminally

Oh I can’t forget that we’ve been falling in love

Oh I can’t forget that without you I am nothing but a sad-sack sadist

Baby play this when your heart hurts

Hunny, forget money all I want is your blood

«Ziggy can you hear me?

Will there be racism on Mars?»

In all seriousness I’d set joking aside

In the chorus if this song meant the world to you

I don’t care what I say or what the music plays

Our little cult of two, my friend, just you and I…

Well now you’re soft, smooth, moist

I know you hate that word

But it kind of turns you on like a Fight Club reference

«Your love is my property.»

Cruel life.

Cruel world.

Cruella de Vil

This part is for you and you alone

Now make it brutal!

Real original, my voice, and you hate it

But just wait till you find out that this next part’s copied and pasted

I am nothing but a sad-sack sadist

Baby play this when your heart hurts

Hunny forget money all I want is your blood

In all seriousness I’d set joking aside

In the chorus if this song meant the world to you

I don’t care what I say or what the music plays

Our little cult of two, my friend, just you and I…

In all seriousness I’d set joking aside

In the chorus if this song meant the world to you

I don’t care what I say or what the music plays

Our little cult of two, my friend, just you and I…

Simon says, «Sell your shit.

Leave your family.»

Simon says, «Be what you want cos that’s what Simon says.»

Simon says, «You want this.»

Simon says, «Tell your friends.»

«Drink the Kool Aid.»

You’re out.

I didn’t say Simon says

Now you’re out, dead, wasted, threw it all away

All because you took what I said too seriously

Now you hate me, no one even noticed you were missing

All because you chose to hear and didn’t choose to listen

All because you chose to hear and didn’t choose to listen

In all seriousness I’d set joking aside

In the chorus if this song meant the world to you

I don’t care what I say or what the music plays

Our little cult of two, my friend, just you and I…

In all seriousness I’d set joking aside

In the chorus if this song meant the world to you

I don’t care what I say or what the music plays

Our little cult of two, my friend, just you and I…

If you don’t like this song, then fuck you

Don’t slip and gag on the dicks on your way to hell