Don't Tell Me That - Charley Crockett

Well I came to your door just the other day

The smile that I wore soon faded away

I knocked and I knocked 'til I wore out my fist

Then my heart dropped, Lord I can’t believe this

Get Away Slim on your welcome mat

Baby, baby, baby, baby, don’t tell me that

Don’t tell me that, don’t tell me that

Don’t ya tell me that’s where your love is at

You used to be my baby and you always was home

Now you got me crazy cause ya always gone

Something’s wrong, Lord I sure smell a rat

Baby, baby, baby, baby, don’t tell me that

Well I look around the corner and what do I see

Your doggone Homer homin' in on me

I thought he was my pal so I brought him a bone

He looked at me and growled, now the chase is on

Something’s wrong, Lord I sure smell a rat

Baby, baby, baby, baby, don’t tell me that

Don’t tell me that, don’t tell me that

Don’t ya tell me he thinks that I’m your cat

He used to be my buddy and we got along fine

Now I’m all bloody, hangin' on your clothesline

Lookin' round for where my pants is at

Baby, baby, baby, baby, don’t tell me that

Well I look outside and there a whoopin' on my car

A big ole guy with a giant crowbar

He looked at me and grinned, I could tell you right away

He ain’t no friend but yeah he wanted to play

I took off a runnin' and I left him flat

Baby, baby, baby, baby, don’t tell me that

Don’t tell me that, don’t tell me that

Don’t ya tell me you’ve got a brand new bat

If you want me gone I can sure take a hint

Now don’t you depend on an accident

Something’s wrong, Lord I sure smell a rat

Baby, baby, baby, baby, don’t tell me that