Watching T.v. - Charlie

Watching T.V. — the American shows

Watching T.V. — with those super heroes

Watching T.V. — and I’m gonna be someone just like them someday

Well, I like T.V., 'cause it shows me what the world’s all about

And I watch endlessly, every car chase, every fatal shoot-out

I wanna be like Starsky & Hutch, and those

Sweet Charlie’s Angels say 'Look, but don’t touch'

I wanna be in Hawaii-Five-O, I say

'No way, McGarret, let’s go!'

Watching T.V. — the American shows

Watching T.V. — with those super heroes

Watching T.V. — and I’m gonna be someone just like them someday

And I like cop shows, all that action and the life on the street

And I dig Harry-O and Steve Austin, well, he’s never been beat

I wanna be like the bionic man

And break down iron doors with one blow of my hand

Run like a cheetah — fight with such flair —

Jump thirty feet in the air

Watching T.V. — the American shows

Watching T.V. — with those super heroes

Watching T.V. — and I’m gonna be someone just like them someday

I live each day just waiting for the time

My heroes come to me … on my T. V

Watching T.V. — the American shows

Watching T.V. — with those super heroes

Watching T.V. — and I’m gonna be someone just like them someday

Oh, I love Star Trek, Captain James Kirk, he’s the Master of Space

And there’s Scott’s flight deck, beams the crew down to another strange place

I wanna travel the aeons of time

Speed through the cosmos at warp factor nine

Beat off the Klingons with phasers on stun

Killing strange people is fun

Watching T.V. — the American shows

Watching T.V. — with those super heroes

Watching T.V. — and I’m gonna be someone just like them someday