Beer Belly - Chas & Dave

I’m one of them hopeless cases

I’m ashamed to say

Got a job to tie my laces

My belly gets in the Way

And I get puffed out on the disco floor

I can’t do me trousers up no more

I took up wearing braces

Cos a belt gets in the way

Now none of my shirts won’t fit me

They all keep coming undone

My mates all take the mickey

Believe me it ain’t much fun

When you get puffed out on the disco floor

And you can’t do ya trousers up no more

They all swan about with crumpet

But me I can’t get none

Cos I’m developing a beer belly

an I don’t reckon it at all

I’m developing a beer belly

Me trousers seem to small (trousers are too small)

And I get puffed out on the disco floor

I can’t do me trousers up no more

Cos I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer

belly

I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly

Now I know that I could lose it

If I really tried I 'spose

But I can’t leave the beer alone

Thats how the story goes

And I get puffed out on the disco floor

I can’t do me trousers up no more

Me mates all swan about with crumpet

And that gets up my nose

Cos I’m developing a beer belly

an I don’t reckon it at all

I’m developing a beer belly

Me trousers seem to small (trousers are too small)

And I get puffed out on the disco floor

I can’t do me trousers up no more

Cos I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer

belly

I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly

I’m developing a beer belly

I don’t reckon it at all

I’m developing a beer belly

Me trousers seem to small (trousers are too small)

And I get puffed out on the disco floor

I can’t do me trousers up no more

Cos I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer

belly

I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly

I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly

I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly