Slapstick - Cherry Poppin' Daddies

I do the jiggle with a funny face

A Charlie Chaplin messiah

I’ll break into the safe

And light a bonfire

Well, if I dotted to dot my feelin’s

Now wouldn’t that make you feel good?

But I prefer my mystery to your bullshit anal world

I’m jumpin' out of my skin

'Cuz that’s the mood that I’m in

Stevie’s got the atmosphere that’s gonna bounce you outta the herd, baby

'Cuz there’s only one way

And I don’t want you to pay

Let the charming phosphorescent song light your miserable way

Savoir faire is everywhere

Gimme Slapstick

Apples, Peaches, I love Punkin' Pears

Gimme Slapstick

So stick your hands up, little babies

You’re in the cakewalk part of your life

Everything is uphill from here

But you’re starin' up at the big knife

They’re gonna bore your ass to pieces

And stick the grip tape to your bones

You’ll remember all the fun you had

But realize it was just a loan… still

I’m jumping out of my skin

'Cuz that’s the mood that I’m in

Stevie’s got the atmosphere, I’m gonna bounce you outta the herd baby

And there’s only one way

And I don’t want you to pay

Let the charming phosphorescent song light your miserable way

Savoir faire is everywhere

Gimme Slapstick

Apples, Peaches, I love Punkin' Pears

Gimme Slapstick

I want to get it, I wanna get it, I wanna get it up

I wanna make you slap your knee… Understand me… Call out for tech support…

Thumb your nose at the tortured times… come on, baby… Huh!

You’ll realize that you lost something

When you lose this fantasy world

And the nine to five’n baby thought police

Get you marchin' on to the dirge

They’re cobblin' up those Frankensteiny boots for you to wear

You will find it baby hard to move when they stiffin' up your big hair

I’m jumping out of my skin

'Cuz that’s the mood that I’m in

Stevie’s got the atmosphere, I’m gonna bounce you outta the herd, baby

And there’s only one way

And I don’t want you to pay

Let the charming phosphorescent song light your miserable way

Savoir faire is everywhere

Gimme Slapstick

Apples, Peaches, I love Punkin' Pears

Come on Gimme Slapstick