Wrap Your Chops - Chords

Wrap your chops, round this stick of tea

Blow this gage, and get high with me

Hey bro, lend me your ear for some friendly advice

About a little substitute for the henny on ice

It sparked me up times my pen wouldn’t write

Kept my mind going through many a night

You guessed it Einstein, the topic’s a classic

And just like fine wine or dropping an acid

It gives you a buzz, puts stuff into perspective

Not too strong though, just enough to respect it

It calms me down when I’m on the run

It’s my therapist, masseuse and llama in one

It comes in all the colors of army fatigues

And it never talks back man, it always agrees

So if you’re feeling stressed, depressed

Knock on my door and I’ll fix the rest

We’ll talk some shit, laugh a lot

So pull up a chair and just…

I could tell you what I do and think but I won’t

I’ll just fill in the blanks with the things that I don’t

I don’t keep the hotshots pouring and pouring

And start fights at Burger King at 4 in tha morning

Don’t listen to people going on and on and on

About the way I live man, I’m snoring it’s boring

Sometimes I wanna stop and shout

Sometimes I can’t cause I got the cotton mouth

I move in slow motion through the commotion

Don’t call it propaganda man I’m doing promotion

I do as I please, whistle my tune

And you’re standing there looking like Mr Magoo

She’s not to be mistaken for substance abuse

Not for you to do cause you got nothing to loose

I love her dearly we’re like Bonnie and Clyde

Me I’m Warren Beatty, she’s my partner in crime

For us to hold hand out of question

People stare funny in our direction

See technically it’s like a social faux pas

Some might even say that I have broken the law

C’mon dog, I do as I please

As long as I’m set and my crew is at ease

And if you want we can all start filling the air

I got an ace up my sleeve and I’m willing to share