Solitaire - Chris Webby

Why is everyone afraid of me?

I get it, I’m fuckin' crazy B

And lyrically superior to most my peers

So now no one wants to play with me

I’m just sitting in my sandbox, all alone, patiently, yellin' out

Please!

When is hip-hop coming back on the scene?

When is real shit gonna be showin' up on my screen?

Why these wack little kids out thinkin' they the king?

I’ve been in these gladiator pits workin' on my swing

Call me Maximus, on every track I bust

You just ain’t quick enough on the draw, ain’t fast enough

To spar with Godzilla, you don’t have the guts

And just the thing, these the cats that used to laugh at us

And call me, a fucking loser 'cause I sat on my computer

Just playing Command and Conquer, now I have conquered the future

So keep on spreadin' rumors and keep on thinking you cooler

But you’re neutered, no balls at all comin' through ya better run

Listen, I’ma count to 6, before I break 'em down like I got an ounce to flip

I’ll crush your motherfuckin' skull like The Mountain, bitch

And put it in a song, let the people bounce to this

I’m bringing you that sound you missed, that lyrical flow

All that shit that you don’t hear anymore

And know Webby goin' sick a lot, ammunition box full of 50 shots

And got a couple torpedoes for all these Little Yachts

They scared of me like I’m tucking a sawed-off

They know that if they steppin' up they’ll be in my Raw Thoughts

Fuck it, I’m raw dog

Pause

All I’m saying’s I don’t give a fuck, I’ll be comin' at all y’all

That Molotov flow, I’ma scorch the ground

I tore shit down and torched them, now all around

They bow to their new king as I wore the crown

They can’t ignore the sounds, I’m a warrior now

And I’ma call 'em out (Why?)

'Cause fuck 'em, that’s why (Oh)

The shit that y’all been bumping is some fuckin' trash, I will not stand and

watch as my love of rap dies

So I guess I gotta be the motherfuckin' bad guy

But I wish I had some friends in this game and shit

I got 'em all scared by the flames I spit, and claims I make

They thinkin' that I’m dangerous

So now, nobody ever wanna play with Chris

Which is fine, I’m an only child anyway

This is how it’s always been, live it everyday

They see the look up in my eyes and they get afraid

So I’m all by myself here as I play

Motherfuckin' Solitaire

They don’t wanna play with me, they afraid of me, I know

(Listen, I don’t need no help, I’ma do this shit by myself)

Like it’s motherfuckin' Solitaire

They don’t wanna play with me, they afraid of me, I know

(Listen, I don’t need no help, I’ma do this shit by myself)

If rap was a video game, you’d play on G-Eazy

Me, I’m G, expert mode, please believe me

Steezy, put this shit down for CT

I can’t leave rap alone, the game needs me

I am the mic, the microphone killa

You got no chance, like fist fightin' gorillas

And since Mac Miller unfollowed me on Twitter

I’ve been a little bitter, but kept on getting bigger

While the game ignored me I’ve been sippin' 40's

Smokin' hella weed, watching Rick and Morty

Focused on my dream 'til that shit was morphing

Into the real thing, now I live my story

Chris was born to rule so I’ll ride out the storm of wackness

Which is now the societal norm

I’m so fuckin' good at my job, I don’t try anymore

It’s autopilot when I go and grab the mic and record

The shit you couldn’t buy in the store, indeed I flow

An animal, follow my name with E-I-O

Like Old Mcdonald, try to follow as I speak I know

I’m crazy, la vida loca, fee-fi-fo-

Fum.

You’re done when I come through to take your head

And grind your bones into dust just to make my bread

With bacon, egg, and cheese, shit I’m stayin' fed

And killing everything until the fuckin' day I’m dead

Tryna bring that fire back, my time is gonna be

Right now, shit, I see it right in front of me

But I’m also watching hip-hop decline and wondering

How these other lyricists could stand by so comfortably

As the shit we grew up on dissolves, devolves

To what we got now, Mumble Rap, top of the charts

No more skill, no more soul, and no more bars

No respect for the OG’s who started it all

It’s almost like if you know how to rap, then it’s wack to these kids

All they care about is swagger and cash

And the tats on your face and the likes on your post

Ain’t no passion for the craft, all hype, it’s a joke

But I’ll have the last laugh, 'cause I’m bound to be

A legend of the new school you’re about to see

Why everybody running full speed down the street

'Cause they scared to throw it down with me

It’s like I’m playing

Fuckin' Solitaire

They don’t wanna play with me, they afraid of me, I know

(Listen, I don’t need no help, I’ma do this shit by myself)

Like it’s motherfuckin' Solitaire

They don’t wanna play with me, they afraid of me, I know

(Listen, I don’t need no help, I’ma do this shit by myself)