Add Me - Chumbawamba

I’m a loner, alone with neuroses and hate

Anger is a permanent character trait

My letter bombs are primed and they’re ready to send

Would you like to add me as a friend?

I’m a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns

I’m almost 50 and I live with my Mum

I hope my nude picture doesn’t offend

Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me, add me

Me mother says she wished she’d never 'ad me

Add me, add me

Would you like to add me as a friend?

Would you like to add me as a friend?

I’m a recovering alcoholic, I rarely leave my room

Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume

The voices in my head, oh they’ll get me in the end

Would you like to add me as a friend?

I’d really like to mail you the picture that I drew

It’s Kylie’s body but the head is you

I’ve asked you fifty times before, I’m asking you again--

Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me, add me

Me mother says she wished she’d never 'ad me

Add me, add me

Would you like to add me as a friend?

Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me, add me

Me mother says she wished she’d never 'ad me

Add me, add me

Would you like to add me as a friend?

Would you like to add me as a friend?

Here’s a picture of me in my Nazi uniform

Doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform

At a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend

Would you like to add me as a friend?

I’ve added Britney and Paris and you and Tom

I’m going to find your address so I can visit you at home

I don’t like people but I like to pretend

Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me, add me

Me mother says she wished she’d never 'ad me

Add me, add me

Would you like to add me as a friend?

Would you like to add me as a friend?