Christmas Eve Alone - Climate

This happens every time you call my line

I’ve got plenty to say

About frat house propaganda

And the lengthening line

For contracting disease

It’s Christmas Eve alone

But Sally’s on the phone

I’m asking her about

The next time she’s driving home

Sally Ann she’s the sad one

But she smiles bright blue when I tell her the news

About how rescuers aren’t working

It’s Christmas eve so they can go home

About how Ronald Reagan’s had back rubs

And lots of new friends for living this far

And with our senator in a space ship

Then who will speak for us while he’s gone

It’s Christmas Eve alone

But sally’s on the phone

I’m asking her about

The next time she’s driving home

And Sally says

Oh, I am a human being

With floors and ceilings

And doors like you

I’ve even got a kitchen

And a cat named Richard just like you

I know the names of your kinfolk

And have had mine renamed like yours

We’ve got the same initials

And now my birthday is the same as yours

It’s Christmas Eve alone

But Sally’s on the phone

I’m asking her about

The next time she’s driving home