Under A Nouveau Groove - Club Nouveau

I am Captain Nouveau

In the beginning, there was Captain Nouveau

He had a friend called MC Wak

The only think MC Wak could do was rap

One day, he turned against his friend, Captain Nouveau

And destroyed all my forms of music

As we know it today

Only Captain Nouveau was strong enough

To overcome this vicious power

That will destroy music as we know it

And the only thing that lives is the groove!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh…

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh…

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh…

Under a Nouveau Groove

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh…

Under a Nouveau Groove

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh…

I’ve got a groove that can make you move

But you’re standing on the wall

Like you’re going insane

Stand up at attention

Let the groove release your mind

It’s time to drop the bomb

Everybody unwind

Here’s our chance to dance our way

Out of our constrictions

Gonna be groovin' up and down

It seems the only way

(Under a Nouveau Groove)

Here’s a chance to dance your way

Out of my constrictions

(Under a Nouveau Groove)

She’s the freak of my desire

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh…)

Yeah

(Under a Nouveau Groove)

(Do you know what I’m talkin' about?)

Under a Nouveau Groove

All the colors of the world live under one sun

Life is just a party no matter where you are

So shine the light of love like the star you are!

Here’s our chance to dance our way

Out of our constrictions

We’re gonna be groovin' up and down

It seems the only way

When the groove’s the only guide

We should all be movin'

Under a Nouveau Groove

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh…)

Under a Nouveau Groove

The dog is in the yard playing with the cat

He’s kickin' it under a Nouveau Groove!

Bring the noise!

What kind of party is this?!

A Nouveau party!

What kind of party is this?!

A Nouveau party!

This is MC Wak coming to you live

For the top of your tweeters

To the bottom of your sub-woofers, baby!

Even though I can’t deliver under 10K

When I get paid, I’m gonna buy this record

I like this record, hmpf!

This is MC Wak

You know I can rap like on this!

(Oh, shut up!)

You wanna hear me rap?!

Well, I can do the Twist

I can do the Jerk

I can do the Camel Walk

The Worm, the Sperm, the Spank

The Na-Na Hunk, the Slide, the Penguin

And the Pee-Wee

Under a Nouveau Groove!

Say what?!

Am I out there?!

Well, I can do the Monkey, Mashed Potatoes

James Brown, The Bump, The Butt, The Rock

The G.Q.

and the Boogaloo

Under a Nouveau Groove!

I can do the Funky Chicken, the Breakdown

The Popcorn and my allegiance

To bowties and platform shoes, ha!

Under a Nouveau Groove!

You don’t hear me?!

Ha!

I’ve got too many polyester 3-piece suits

And a double wide tie

And you know my hair?

I just got it fried on Friday, ha!

And me and the girl in the hotpants

You know that we can dance

Under a Nouveau, Nouveau Groove!