The Cobra And The Man-Whore - Cobra Skulls

Two sins are better than one

Two sins are better when you want to have fun

So when the preacher Theodore

Gets bored and wants to score

He calls a man-whore Jones

A preacher made confession today

Two hundred dollars was all that he paid

And he said don’t forget to bring

That methamphetamine

I want to get high when I get laid

The preacher and the man-whore

A methamphetamine perfume

The preacher talks he’s afraid of anybody gay

But he loves a man-whore in a motel room

Jones went to the T.V. station

When he discovered

The preacher’s occupation

He said I’m paid to be a slave

But I just can’t behave because

The preacher wants to take my rights away

The preacher and the man-whore

The wife and kids are safe at home

And when he goes on down to Denver

To mix business with pleasure

The preacher, he don’t sleep alone

Ted Haggard bragged about

Connections in the white house

And promised Bush he could count

On the voes of a million evangelicals