Ship Of Beers - Confession

I’ve never been the type

To travel on the sea

Without at least a pint

To keep me company

Never in my dreams

Did I imagine

That a vessel of this nature

Existed for our pleasure

It’s so hard to believe

That we will embark

And to sail the open seas

All the while

We will be accompanied

By a sense of well-being and a million lagers

Sail away

Sail away

Sail away

Sail away

Sail away

Sail away

Sail away on this ship of beers

The sea is getting rough

But we’re oblivious

To the danger of

The savage force

Of this tremendous raging beast

We’re lying down below

And dreaming of the land

Where the trees are shaped like cans

We’re wholly confident

Of this craft and our inevitable descent

Along with the crew and captain I suspect

Are sinking down

Into a drunken stupor

Sail away

Sail away

Sail away

Sail away

Sail away

Sail away

Sail away on this ship of beers

Something must be wrong

The sea is very angry

Now it won’t be long

'til Davy Jones can claim me

Hopefully he’ll fell

Like a cleansing ale

After all he’s only human

Sail away

Sail away

Sail away

Sail away

Sail away

Sail away

Sail away on this ship, on this ship of beers