Jupiter's Falling - Cosmo Jarvis

Jupiter’s falling again

Aliens talking, join them

Sit with the decaf and smile

Can’t understand them for a while

Jupiter’s falling, don’t know why

Telescope don’t work — use your eyes

We got to save them, before

We never meet them, let them knock on your door

Oh, won’t you save us please?

Our planet’s dead

We need your help

Or we’ll try Mars instead

Jupiter’s falling and Earth’s gotta catch it

'Cause Jupiter would do it for us

Jupiter’s falling and Earth’s gotta catch it

'Cause Jupiter would do it for us

Jupiter’s falling because

Saturn’s big knife rings showed no love

Lock them away to the human race

They must be so scared out in space

Jupiter’s falling, no one deserves that

Never attacked us, put out your welcome mat

Assume they drink beer and eat

Make them a meal, give them a seat

I like everyone on earth so far

And the weather is better than Venus or Mars

And your women look better

Much better in the pouring rain

On my planet, people don’t kill each other

We get on with one another

But your women look better

With that aside, we’re basically exactly the same