Maxine - Cosmo Jarvis

Dumb Kid

Dumb Kid

Dumb Kid

I’m not stalking you

I’m walking in front of you

But you’re screaming

And I’m not grabbing you

Or slapping the ass of you

But I’m dreaming

Cause I like girls in Trackies

I don’t know why they just grab me

And I like how you stand up

I like how you stand up

I’m not that weird

I don’t have a girl or beard

And I’m so fed up

So fed up

I wasn’t really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm

Cause I don’t have that much money I can spend

I can spend

No matter how much porn I download

I will always think of you

And I will be obsessed til the end

Til the end

Maxine, Maxine!

You’re bloody obscene!

And I’d do anything you tell me to!

Maxine, Maxine!

You’re bloody obscene!

And I can’t stop thinking of you!

I’m not a wanker

Well I used to be

But I’m not anymore

Cause it makes me tired

And I’m glad you’re happy

But if my love gets crappy

And I’m glad you’re admired

And I know I’m immature

I won’t stalk you anymore

I’m a dumb kid

Dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid

And I’m not forgetting you

I’m just not gonna hit on you

I’m sexually retarded

Speaking of jacking

I was doing it today

But then I quit so I’d last longer

And you wouldn’t laugh at me

I’m one of those guys

I can’t let go and accept loathing

Cause I’ve got what’s an addictive personality

Maxine, Maxine!

You’re bloody obscene!

And I’d do anything you tell me to!

Maxine, Maxine!

You’re bloody obscene!

And I can’t stop thinking of you!

I’m not saying we were gonna bang

But it would have been quite nice

And I would have liked it more

Than the best thing in the world

You’re not the first I’ve done a song about

Trust me

I’m really not that weird

I just get obsessed with girls!

Maxine, Maxine!

You’re bloody obscene!

And I’d do anything you tell me to!

(My balls are cold!)

Maxine, Maxine!

You’re bloody obscene!

And I can’t stop thinking of you!

I’m obsessed Maxine, Maxine!

You’re bloody obscene!

And I’d do anything you tell me to!

Maxine, Maxine!

You’re bloody obscene!

And I can’t stop thinking of you!

Maxine, Maxine!

You’re bloody obscene!

And I’d do anything you tell me to!

Maxine, Maxine!

You’re bloody obscene!

And I can’t stop thinking of you!