Tardigrade Song - Cosmo Sheldrake

If I were a Tardigrade i’d move out from home why live in the shrubery when you

could have a throne.

Pressure wouldn’t squash me and fire wouldn’t burn.

These are the things i never will learn.

These are the the things i never will learn.

i live in the shurbery for thats all i crave.

i dont want these exietents to see me to my grave.

i can live my life in vacuums for years with no drink.

and put up with hardships more than you can think.

put up wit hardships more than you can think.

if i shed all my liquid and let my self dry out i’d shrivel and sleep for some

15 odd years i’d wake up in water and get on with living with time in my pocket

to pass by my days.

singing If I were a Tardigrade i’d move out from home why live in the shrubery

when you could have a throne.

Pressure wouldn’t squash me and fire wouldn’t burn.

These are the things i never will learn.

For i am a tardigrade and i’ll stay at home, i’m not changing for anything not

a knife a cup or a throne.

Well i want is my shurbbery and my little patch of moss with my whiskey in the

cabinet and my feet all clothed in socks.

And my feet clothed in socks.