Topsy Ii - Cozy Cole

i told you 3 songs before, how the story began.

believe me, bein´broke is not the best of all, but the worst of all is if u´re

tryin´2 be

rich and have a dog hangin´on your testicals, yo.

i ran away, and then i tried 2 hide.

i saw this muthafukkin´bus on the corner, so i jumped inside.

the doors got closed, so i took a look around, guess what i saw…

24 beautiful women, lookin at me without makin a sound.

this must b a dream and i tried 2 wake up (shit!).

but this little munster between my legs proved me da opposite, yo.

one bite deeper, and i would sound like rob halford.

so i said, listen up ladies, there´s a thing that i need ya help 4.

get this dog (shall i call it a dog or a rat?)off my dick, better make it quick,

this little teeth are makin me sikk.

they were from sweden, a cheerleadin-team,

on their way 2 some kind of championship, if u know what i mean.

the girl in the middle said:"get this pussy!",

i said :"what?now?"

«not you!

the chihuahua, that seems 2 be part of your balls.»

ey yo, the beast jumped off, and my menhood got saved,

and 12 fukkin´hours later 24 pussies got shaved…