It Was a Shit Show - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Santino Fontana

I love you, yes

And I’ll confess

The thought of staying is so enticing

And when you speak

My knees get weak

I can’t believe what I’m sacrificing

But let’s get real

We know the deal

So darling let’s not tiptoe

This thing we had

Was not just bad

It was a shit show

We can’t undo, can’t make amends

Dysfunction is our lingua franca

We can’t unscrew each other friends

We’re Jerry Springer, not Casablanca

There’s 'hard to get', then there’s neglect

To say it’s fate, you’d have to be a bit slow

Not to be crass

But this sucked ass

This was a shit show

Chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire

Hurricane Katrina was just bad weather

We have chemistry, of course, but that’s a formula for divorce

A play about pieces of feces is what we are together

Oh, what the hell, let’s get a hotel

'Cause life is short and we’re not getting any younger

But after sex, what happens next

I mean in the long run, not just fatigue and hunger?

And when you say that I should stay

That’s exactly when I should split

Though I won’t forget, I won’t regret

This beautiful, heart stopping

Breathtaking, life-changing!!!