Shits Creek - Crumbsuckers

Life’s going fine till it’s time to pay

Then nobody cares about what you say

Borrowing all the time

Now you’re in debt

Money’s fun to spend

You bet

My arms are short and my pockets deep

And all the money that I have I want to keep

I’ll be making my payments over time

That was long ago, now the lender whines

Moving down the river of life

Make your payments grab a wife

Then you try and float upstream

It’s much harder than it seems

Finally you make your goal

With no morals and no soul

Had to sell them on the way

So that you could live today

You’re up shits creek

Installment due last week

Your bank book is looking bleak

Because you’re up shits creek

Travelling without a paddle

For so long it doesn’t matter

Now you’re in a new tax bracket

Don’t forget your life jacket

And if you hit some waves

That’s alright money saves

But if your cash flow stops

Will your life crumble and drop

You’re up shits creek

Installment due last week

Your bank book is looking bleak

Because you’re up shits creek

That’s because you’re up shits creek

Now your debts are paid

And you can relax

You’ve got shit in your ears

Or is it wax

I thought I saw your boat capsize

Bobbing in the creek

Getting shit in your eyes